Demi 'uses breast milk as weapon'

If you've never thought about the pros of post baby-hood, just take a leaf out of Demi Moore's book.

According to Madonna's brother Christopher Ciccone, the actress once squirted her breast milk at some women in a club.

Christopher has published a book about his famous sister's lifestyle entitled Life With My Sister Madonna, but recently revealed one bit that he had to leave out.

Christopher told Out magazine that he was dancing with Madonna and Demi, who has three daughters with her ex-husband Bruce Willis, when the incident happened.

"The one part that's not in the book is that she was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends," he said.

"It was hysterical. There are no pictures of it but it actually happened. The lawyers didn't think it was wise for me to print that - so there's your juicy titbit!"

Rihanna to shack up with Chris?

Looks like things are getting serious for Rihanna and her musician boyf Chris Brown - apparently the love-up pair want to move in together.

Ri and Chris are still playing at being 'just good friends', but who are they kidding?

Not only were the cute couple photographed frolicking in the sea on a recent hol in Barbados, but now they want to take things to the next level.

A source told America's Star magazine: "She and Chris want to live together."

Although as you'd expect, living next to two party-loving pop stars might not be everyone's idea of residential heaven.

So the considerate pair are said to be on the hunt for a place that will allow them to be as noisy as they want without disturbing the neighbours.

"They play their music loud though, so they want a condo that's soundproof," the source explained.

McConaughey's dad died during sex

If you've ever wondered where Matthew McConaughey gets his zany, spaced-out wackiness from, we reckon you need look no further than his dear old mum.

Kay McConaughey, who showed the world that she's still stunning at 77 when she accompanied her gorgeous son to the Fool's Gold premiere, has recently shown that her son inherited more than just his looks from her.

Like her famous son, Kay also has a tendency to make strange comments, and you can't get much stranger than her recent confession that her husband, Matthew's dad, died during sex.

Speaking to US Weekly mag, Kay explained: "I knew that something was wrong, because I didn't hear anything from him. But it was just the best way to go!"

As if that wasn't enough embarrassment for Matthew, his mum added that her husband's body was taken from the house naked.

She said: "I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey - and his gift."

Kay made the disturbing revelation in her new book, I Amaze Myself!

You amaze us too, Kay.

Lindsay Lohan slams father

Let's face it, the Lohans have never been the most functional of families.

But now Lindsay has lashed out at her father Michael after he apparently criticised his daughter's girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

Michael has previously said that he is not entirely comfortable with his daughter's relationship with the DJ, although he wants her to be happy.

But according to reports, he went one step further recently, telling the press that Sam is "using" his daughter and has gotten Lindsay back into drinking again.

Lindsay defended her girlfriend, telling Access Hollywood: "He's out of control. I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love."

Meanwhile Sam didn't take the criticism lying down.

She wrote on her official blog: "I feel no need to publicly defend my role in Lindsay's life. I'm not the one that is so lost that I need to use my relationship with Lindsay to earn a living."

Ouch!

Kate bribes Lila with clothes

Kate Moss obviously knows that the way to a girl's heart, even if she is five years old, is through fashion.

Little Lila Grace is obviously a chip off the old block as the supermodel's daughter is already a fashion fanatic, Kate has revealed.

And any child of La Moss has got to be pretty lucky. Not only will Lila inherit her mum's famous good looks, but she's also got her name on the model's stunning wardrobe, which is jam-packed full of designer goodies.

But only if she eats her greens…

Kate told Interview mag: "All those Pucci numbers and things that I wore when I was 17 that I won't really wear again, I'm saving them for her.

"That's my blackmail: 'Don't eat your dinner, and you won't get my clothes. You won't grow, and you won't get into my clothes.' Now she's a fashion freak."

It would work on us Kate.

Chris Moyles lays into Nic

Loud-mouthed Radio One DJ Chris Moyles has laid into Girls Aloud star Nicola Roberts for no apparent reason.

Speaking on his morning show, Chris described Nic as a "sour-faced old cow".

Sounds like a case of the pot calling the kettle black to us.

He said: "Nicola is not the most striking one out of Girls Aloud. It's nothing to do with her hair or the way her face or body is, it's that the sour-faced old cow never smiles - ever.

"She's got a great life flying all over the world yet her face looks like she works at Netto."

His harsh comments will do nothing to boost the confidence of poor Nic, who has admitted feeling like "the ugly one in Girls Aloud".

It isn't the first time that the portly DJ has insulted the glamorous pop star.

In the past, she hit back saying: "I can't stand him. It's no surprise I look miserable with him on my case. And he's such a good-looking bloke himself, isn't he?"

You go girl! We think you look fab Nic!

Dr Dre's son found dead

Rapper Dr Dre is in mourning after his 20-year-old son was found dead in his bedroom earlier this week.

Andre Romelle Young Jr was found unconscious in his bed on Saturday morning by his mother.

After failing to wake her son, Jenita Porter, called for paramedics who, unfortunately, were unable to revive Andre.

The cause of death has yet to be established, with a series of toxicology tests already lined up by the Los Angeles coroner's service.

A statement from Dr Dre's publicist, Lori Earl, said: "Dr Dre is mourning the loss of his son Andre Young Jr. Please respect his family's grief and privacy at this time."

Dr Dre and Andre's mother fought a tense paternity case in the 1990s after Jenita filed a lawsuit requesting $5,000 a month in child support from the hip-hop star.

Dr Dre has two other children, son Truth and daughter Truly, with wife Nicole Threatt and is also the biological father of Curtis Young – better known as rapper Hood Surgeon.

Katie's Creek co-star gives Broadway support

Joshua Jackson, who played Pacey in Dawson's Creek, has said that he will be going to see Katie Holmes' Broadway debut.

As well as playing an on-screen couple, the pair dated off-screen during the early stages of Dawson's Creek.

However, the pair are still friends and Josh told Us Magazine that "of course" he plans to go and wish Katie luck when she takes to the stage in All My Sons.

Josh did admit that he doesn't keep in touch with his former co-stars that much, with most of the cast now settling down to Hollywood careers and families.

"How often do you talk to your college friends?" he said. "I mean, I talk to Michelle [Williams] every once in a while."

He also added Busy Philipps, who played Pacey's girlfriend Audrey in the last two series of the show, is about to have a baby.

Josh joins Victoria Beckham as another famous face in the theatre crowd – good news for Katie.

Brad wants two more kids by next year

Brad Pitt must think Angelina Jolie is a baby-making machine after joking that he wants to have two more children within the next year.

The Hollywood heartthrob told reporters at the Venice Film Festival that he will add two more little ones to his growing brood by next year's event.

Pitt was full of beans as he joked on the red carpet with friend George Clooney as the duo promoted their new film Burn After Reading.

Brad's quip came after reporters asked notorious bachelor George if he planned on settling down anytime soon.

"I am so surprised to hear that question. That is honestly the first time I’ve been asked that question," Clooney said. "I am getting married and having children today. Brad?"

"And until then I'll be sharing mine with him," Brad responded, adding: "I'll have two more by next year."

Brad and Angelina welcomed twins Knox and Vivienne into the world last month, taking their number of children up to six.

Guy Ritchie says Madge's bro is 'desperate'

Madonna's husband Guy Ritchie has delivered the first comment from the couple about the scandalous book written by the singer's brother Christopher Ciccone.

In his tell-all book, Life With My Sister Madonna, which was published last month, Ciccone makes lots of less-than-flattering claims about his famous sister, painting her as a power-hungry, insensitive and self-involved person.

Ciccone, who is gay, also claims that Guy drove a wedge between him and his sister because he is a homophobe.

Although Madge has kept a dignified silence regarding the book, hubby Guy has finally spoken out.

He said: "I don't make anything of the book. The poor chap wrote it out of desperation.

"I don't think it'd be intelligent to comment on that. But you'd be hard pushed to be a homophobe and marry Madonna."

Her Madgesty kicked off her Sticky and Sweet world tour in Cardiff this weekend and looked in fine form displaying a pair of muscle-bound thighs despite reaching the grand old age of 50.

Billie admits work problems

Stripping off weekly to play a sexually voracious prostitute would probably cause most of us to break out into a cold sweat at the best of times, but the prospect of doing it heavily pregnant is positively terrifying.

So it's no wonder that preggers actress Billie Piper has admitted that she has struggled with filming the new series of the raunchy ITV show Secret Diary Of A Call Girl.

Billie, who is expecting her first child with new hubby Laurence Fox, plays London call girl Belle in the hit series and admits that her ever-growing baby bump caused difficulties on the set of the second series.

Not only was Billie constantly dashing for the loo, which she said was "unhelpful" when working to a tight schedule, but she had to employ a body double for the scenes when she stripped down to her underwear.

She told OK! mag: "When I am playing Belle I have to play a sexually liberated, empowered young prostitute but unfortunately I felt like a sweating sea cow!"

Mel: I would consider Playboy

Melanie Brown has revealed that she would never say never to posing nude for the infamous lads' mag Playboy.

The buxom Spice Girl and underwear model has two daughters, but said that she still wouldn't mind stripping off for the naughty publication.

All this despite the fact that she has already turned them down!

Mel told Closer mag: "I was offered Playboy last year and again a couple of months ago, and I did turn them down, but that's not to say I wouldn't consider it in the future."

Confident Mel, who says she is blissfully happily married to new hubby Stephen Belefonte, admits that she is very body confident and puts this down to the fact that she has never dieted.

"I have no problems walking around the house naked or anything," she said.

"I've never lost my curves and got skinny. I don't believe in dieting to lose weight."

Nicole scared of having undies snapped

As we all know, the perils of living in Celebsville are never ending, but Nicole Scherzinger has said that her greatest fear of all is having her knickers photographed.

We've all noticed that there has been a bit of a craze of late for pesky paparazzi to get down on their knees and try to get a snap of celebs' underwear when they're getting out of their limousines.

Lindsay Lohan and Britters spring to mind as some unsuspecting victims of the knicker-shot.

So it's not wonder that Pussycat Doll Nicole is a little anxious that a snapper will get a pic of her pants too.

She told Now mag: "The UK is the first place we were warned about under-dress shots. We've been scared ever since.

"It's not the attention that I personally want to get, but sometimes you just have to realise that it's a part of what you do and embrace it and make sure you're poised to represent yourself the best way you can."

Kate Moss admits body anxieties

It appears that us mere mortals are not the only ones who suffer from body issues – even supermodel Kate Moss admits that she has her hang-ups.

Skinny Kate was one of the first "waifs" when she started her career and she pioneered the skeletal look right after the big-haired, curvy supermodels of the eighties and nineties.

Recently Kate admitted that she didn't like being so thin and considered having a boob job to make herself feel better.

She told Interview mag: "I was like, 'Oh no, I don't want to be different. I want to have big t***. I want to look like Cindy Crawford."

Still, Kate managed to get over her insecurities and have one of the most successful careers in the business, not to mention a string of rock star boyfs.

And the supermodel was pretty vocal on that subject too.

Asked what she thought of the opposite sex, she said: "Absolute b*******. Men are not to be trusted."

Mmmm, we wonder what your current boyfriend Jamie Hince will make of your comments Kate.

Kelly sports a shiner

Kelly Osbourne looked a sorry state when she left her London home yesterday, sporting an impressive black eye.

Of course, nobody would stand a chance in a fight against feisty Kelly – except maybe a kitchen cupboard.

Apparently the 23-year-old rock chick had a miserable bank holiday weekend because she was stuck at home suffering from a stomach bug.

To make herself feel better, Kel went to get herself a drink only to find that her whole cupboard fell on her when she reached for a glass.

The offending cupboard hit her in the left eye and cut her temple, on which she is now sporting a large bandage.

Kelly's spokesman Gary Farrow said: "She was suffering from a stomach upset all weekend, which meant she couldn't go out anywhere, and then this happened.

"She is fine now, though."

Unlucky Kelly also found out recently that her Sky One show, Project Catwalk, has been dropped after dwindling viewing figures.

Sienna sick of "slut" image

Sienna Miller has slammed the media for constantly portraying her as a "slut".

The 26-year-old actress has enjoyed high-profile relationships with the actors Jude Law, Matthew Rhys and Rhys Ifans as well as the model Jamie Burke, all of which were closely followed by the press.

But she got the most stick of all for her current romance with married oil heir Balthazar Getty.

Poor old Si broke down in tears earlier this month when she was chased by paparazzi while trying to fill up her car and even had the word 'slut' spray-painted on the outside wall of her North London home by nasty vandals.

Now Si has said that she is not the person people think she is.

"The biggest misconception of me in the press is that I'm a slut. Apparently I've slept with half of Hollywood," she told S mag.

"The media is a bigger animal than I ever will be. It just becomes this soap opera. And I guess I had a pretty good few episodes."

Kelly lays into "spineless" Dannii

Oh dear it looks like Kelly Osbourne is on the war path…again.

Just a few days after saying that she would never work with X Factor judge Simon Cowell, Kelly has laid into his fellow judge Dannii Minogue.

Kel's mum Sharon quit the X Factor before the current series and was replaced by Cheryl Cole.

Although the reasons for her decision were not revealed, it was no secret that Sharon and Dannii weren't exactly bessie mates.

Since Sharon's departure, Dannii has spoken openly about how much more comfortable and positive the atmosphere on set is.

But Kelly is not impressed with the Aussie pop star's comments.

She said: "Dannii is spineless really. She said nothing to my mum's face and even gave her an end-of-series gift.

"If she does not stop bad-mouthing her she will have me to contend with."

Look out Louis and Cheryl…it's only a matter of time before the Osbourne wrath targets you too.

Jordan's boob job agony

It was a case of another year, another boob job for Katie Price recently when she underwent her fifth breast augmentation in the states.

Katie started her career as a topless model and has since managed to achieve a number of best-selling books, a hair-care range and a hit TV show, not to mention a pop star hubby and three gorgeous kids.

But Katie has been saying for some time now that she's not happy with her famous boobs and would like to get them reduced.

So she has done, but apparently she is suffering terribly in the aftermath of the op.

A source revealed: "She is in a lot of pain, but the surgeon has told her it is normal.

"She is not sleeping well because she can't lie flat and has to sit upright all the time. She is finding it tough to eat properly."

Why put yourself through it Katie? We reckon you were fine the way you were!

Kim Stewart 'not popular' with Primrose Hill set

Don't ask us how Rhys Ifans manages to pull so many gorgeous ladies.

Not only is the Welsh actor hardly a looker, but getting into his exclusive group of friends seems to be harder than getting into a pair of size zero skinny jeans.

First of all the so-called Primrose Hill set, which includes Rhys, Kate Moss and Sadie Frost, took a bit of a dislike to Rhys's ex Sienna Miller.

And now Rhys's new girlfriend Kimberley Stewart is facing some careful vetting from London's cool crew.

Apparently Rhys had been hoping to introduce his new love to his mates some time soon, but he is worried that she will not be made welcome on account of the fact that she was photographed snogging the face of Sadie's ex-hubby Jude Law in an Essex nightclub shortly before getting together with Rhys.

"Kimberly crossed a line by chasing Jude," a source told the Daily Star.

"He and Sadie have been over for ages but he's the father of her children and really a 'no-go' area for romance if you want to stay in with the posse. It's sort of gang rules."

Chantelle: I'm not copying Katie!

Chantelle Houghton has hit back at Katie Price's claim that the Celebrity Big Brother winner is copying her style, saying that the glamour model needs to get over herself.

It all started after Chantelle split from hubby Preston, who she met on Celebrity Big Brother.

She changed her demure, brunette look quick smart, opting for a boob job and blonde hair extensions to re-vamp herself.

After Jordan (30) accused the 24-year-old of stealing her style, Chantelle told OK! magazine: "The whole world doesn't revolve round her and she needs to realise that. Our lives are so different - she’s a wife and a mother and I'm a young, single girl."

Ouch!

Just to dig the boot in, Chantelle added that Katie herself appears to be copying the style of her rival Victoria Beckham, with whom she has had a long-standing feud.

Chantelle said: "She's steering towards looking like [her] with the dark hair and going really skinny.

"But Posh doesn't say anything about that! I just think get over yourself."

Ulrika says Ange may struggle with six kids

There can't be many people who haven't marveled at Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's ability to bring up six kids.

Despite their fame, good looks and money, would we really trade places with the A-listers if it meant having six young nippers running around?

Well one woman who knows what she's talking about is TV star Ulrika Jonsson, who has expressed her sympathy for Ange.

Ulrika has just given birth to her fourth baby and she says that having so many kids to take care of ain't easy.

Ange gave birth to twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline last month and she already has one biological daughter Shiloh with Brad as well as adopted little-'uns Maddox, Zahara and Pax, bringing her total brood to six.

Speaking of Ange's epic family, Ulrika told Hello! mag: "Six - in such a short space of time… I sometimes wonder if she's given herself chance to adapt."

But she added that there was an advantage to having so many youngsters: "Thankfully she has done the rather clever thing of having the children all reasonably close in age which will mean that eventually they will all play nicely together."

Portia and Ellen talk kids

Baby fever seems to have suddenly hit celebsville.
It all started when Brad and Ange's eagerly-awaited twins reared their cute little heads.

Then Brad's best mate Matt Damon became a father again when his wife gave birth to the couple's second daughter.

Gwen Stefani has just given birth to her baby son and to top it all off, Spicer Mel C has announced that she's preggers.

So it's hardly surprising that newlyweds Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi are feeling a little broody.

When asked whether she and her new wife Ellen plan to start a family, 35-year-old Ally McBeal star Portia replied: "We go back and forth, I don't know if it's our immediate future. It's something we talk about every few months."

Meanwhile Ellen joked to People mag that she only wants good-looking kids.

"If they would be as pretty as Brad and Angelina's kids, we might," she said.

"It's something we would never take lightly and just say, 'That would be fun.' It's a lot of work and we recognise that."

Uma defends paps

It's not every day that you hear an A-list celeb sticking up for the paparazzi, but that is exactly what Kill Bill star Uma Thurman has just done.

It seems that her recent engagement to multimillionaire Arpad Busson has cast a glow of calm over the 38-year-old.

A number of stars have criticised the paps in the past, including Kate Moss and Lindsay Lohan.

Liam Gallagher has never hidden his feelings about the snappers and Lily Allen and Bjork have taken their aggression to a whole new level by actually attacking them.

But not our Uma.

She says that the paparazzi are just getting on with their careers like anybody else.

Understanding Uma explained: "They can definitely be annoying, but at the end of the day these photographers are just doing their jobs - one they probably never imagined they would have."

Ricky becomes a dad

Latino singer Ricky Martin has become the proud father of twin baby boys, born by a surrogate mother.

The surrogate mum gave birth to the twins several weeks ago, but the news has only just been confirmed.

Livin' La Vida Loca star Ricky is a long-time champion of children's causes with his Ricky Martin Foundation.

The identity of the mother, the children's names and weights have not been revealed, but the youngsters are said to be doing well.

"The children, delivered via surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky's full-time care," said a spokesperson.

"Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children."

Congratulations Rick!

Scarlett delays wedding

Don't worry, Hollywood's cutest couple Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are not cancelling their wedding, just postponing it a bit.

The engaged pair are so politically active that they want to put all their energy into the upcoming American presidential election, according to reports.

Both Scarlett and Ryan are keen supporters of Barack Obama and the Lost In Translation beauty's twin brother Hunter is currently working on the Democratic hopeful's campaign.

A source said: "Scarlett and Ryan are taking it slow because Ryan is busy working on Obama's campaign.

"Scarlett, who also supports Obama, wants to hold off until the election is over because Hunter is so busy."

Still, when the wedding comes around it promises to be a corker.

The loved-up pair are planning to wed in a traditional Jewish ceremony in Scarlett's home city of New York.

We can't wait to see the wedding snaps guys!